*dramatic intro* and that creepy smile.. hey, how's it goin' bros? my name's pewdiepie! today we're gonna play "ethan carcher: vanishing of pewdiepie" um... it's a game (duh) we're gonna play it from start to finish. and, uh, let's--let's go. it's been a while since we've did a gameplay on this channel.
and "this game is a narrative experience that does not hold your hand." i already like this game! how about that? i don't know anything about it. so if this is shit... i apologize.... call on me. is it supposed to look like this? *confused* ???
whoa-oh! whoa! ohhh! ohhhh-oh! oh! k! i may have over-exaggerated on the field of vision! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i always turn up fie--fov, like, max 'cause i think it looks good, but...
this is a game you can fuck with the settings, okay? alright! :d that's a bit more pleasant, isn't it? okay! look at this! so the reason i picked this game was because it looks fucking gorgeous. *sniffs in forest air* it's almost like you can smell the atmosphere can you smell it?
you're smelling your own farts. well, that's not my fault, okay? well... oooh! this game doesn't hold our hand. well, i'm just gonna go straight then fuck you game! can't tell me what to do! can i up the settings on the graphics even further? i mean--- oooo, look at dat, it's so pretty!
i've seen screenshots of the game, but... ...whoa... ...that is... ...breathtaking. it's almost like looking at myself in the mirror.*sure it is* it's so pretty. *jumpscare* whoa! fuck! that's a trap!
jesus asshole. why would you put that there? *jumpscare* oh! fuck me!*no thanks* i dont like this game anymore *swoosh* *smash*ohhh! stooop! *jumpscare*
jã¤vlar (swedish swear) stop with the fucking traps! i can't eugh *facepalm* *fwoosh* oh, god, i did something. [looks deep at screen] oh, great! ah, great, just fuckin' great, it's skulls everywh--it's skulls---
---skulls everywhere. guess we'll read it... that is a good story!that is a-- i really liked that story i gotta say. that was fuckin' scary. i didn't like that. >:( yeah? this bridge is not fuckin' safe!
oooo! i love the narration, it's badass! also, i dunno anyone else called ethan but ethan from h3h3, and every time he's saying ethan, i think of ethan from h3h3. *heh* we're gonna find you, buddy! is it weird that i wanna jump off and kill myself? it reminds me of half life 2! now that's a good game.
that's a game with unlimited fps. that game is so old! >:( it still looks good. speaking of half life 2! where the fuck is half life 3? d: i don't even care anymore, i've given up. the meme is dead. the game is dead. it's almost like i don't wanna----
i'll take that back. i'm sorry, i am so sorry. ;( all right, well... i think i'm going way too slow, i'm sorry. alright, "enter." i think texts... they don't look good in games. they need to sort that shit out, 'cause everything else is so pretty and then this...
...kinda like, standard ass font. "crank shaft." "fresh stratches." "recently used." *clang* a--craaaaaank. crank! uggh! what is this, heaven rain? whoa! oh!
where is the crank?lemme enter. whoa. it's so detailed! is this i--in da game? and if so, how the fuck...does it look so good? there it is, okay. there's the crank. it's by the water. the crank is by the watah, i repeat everyone that's not too far away from here, let's go boys.
*smooch* oh, craaank! cranky croo, where are you? come here---oh! there you are!hapapap-- padiepie! that took ya fuckin' eva! we got the crank... ...now let's crank back.... someone cut the ties!
untie. ooou! no blood well, there was blood on the thing, that's for fuckin' sure. oh, that's where the fun went! blood trail. victim... dragged away? crawled away? severed legs ooou
well, let's follow where they went...on their little stroll. hey, buddy, how ya doin'? ohhh! [x2] you really don't have legs! cause of death... head trauma? touch what? not yet? what? what is that...?
i can open, like, a memory portal, maybe? i can't do it, though. okay...i guess we just, we keep going....? there you go. *crank sounds* come o-- there we go, now let's ride our way home. wanna go home, everyone. yay! this is the most fun...i have ever had.
let's go this way fok it, let's go dis way. i am having the time of mah life. excuse me, everyone! i am the train conductor. toot, toot! oh, here's something. rock, rock, divot rock...okay...alright...a rock...alright...a rock....
that rock? what rock, this rock? no not that one. :i this---here somewhere? shh---all right, here we go. alright, i see something.... what do i see? that's a rock right there. right by...okay, well that's good. that---that made it easy.
that made it fuckin' easy. wh-ere you are! we found the pa--eh, pahdehpie, i love yah... you took so long to find meh. did i do it? lemme touch you, buddy. ohhhhh! [x2] we found all the clues! now let's see how dis mothafucka died.
oh! [x2] are there---- hell--how you doin' there? sh--ah, shit. oh god! :o what?...who are you?...what happened? you cut off his legs, what dafuq is wrong with ye? eugh! you--you fuckin' look at him crawl an' shit.
well, let's go back, let's go back, let's go back. what happened here? the guy's like,"euugh, wow, that was not a good train ride." oh, they----put ethan! "i'm ethan :d" what about the stump? what about the rock? this guy saved us, maybe? "chronology."
what happened? [alright... [x3]] we gotta, we gotta set the numbers, okay.... neh, neh, neh, neh.... what happened first? what came first? the rock. i don't fuckin' know. visualize! oh? and then the old man is like... i have a rock.
euuuuuuuugh! well, now we know how that happened.... did i actually visua---put the right chronology on...? yeah, he's dead. i did do it right. how 'bout that? how about dat? now what happens, now? he comes back to life...i knew it.
right back in his butt...where he came. oh--a fart. should i follow you? okay, i'll follow you!you know what, i'll follow you! oh god, you're too fast! ah, shit--wait, it hit there? okay. shit [x4] i see it [x3] there's another clue that we missed.
that's his grandpa? the secret room! i can't let you do that starfox. and we're back! okay, cool! whaaaat? that really don't make no sense now what the fuck is this? hey! [x2]
oh! whaat? what is this? it's a fuckin' astronaut. it's an astronaut. where you goin', mr. astrie? whadeh--what? astrie! where you go?
oh i didn't---i didn't actually catch that. maybe up here, probably up here. astrie, i found youu! what the fuck did he just-- *boom*ohhhhh! whhhhhhhhhhhhhhat? okay, this game just went fuckin' weird, what the fuck, how, are you smokin' right now. whaat? [x5] you kidding me?!
hooooo! kay then, i suppose that's fine. that's great---thaaaaaaaaa---we're crashin'-- we're in space!! :d we're in fockin' space!! o-kay then. that's other guys chillin' in space. how about that, huh? heya, how is everyone doing out there?
ethan carter here- ethan bradberry, i mean, of course finding ethan bradberry: the best game of all time. whatt *random noise* well. there was a note on the seat. *read* "fangs" oh my god the words are on the screen. i'm not doing this xd
and eh... ethan: get out of my room, travis! well.. that is..so sad.. "gaylord." so we wrote the story about the spaceman from being inspired by science fiction. alright, well- that makes a little sense. i suppose?
alright. that looks like a lil' uh, place we can go to. let's- let's go there. i honestly would not be surprised.. if fucking zombies comes out. it has that walking dead atmosphere. i don't like it. wha- yeah. michael recommended me the game. so, if it's not good, go ahead and-
shit on him please i really like it so far though i- honestly, i tried out like 4-5 other games before this one. i'm pretty sure i'm gonna stick with this one. look at that! it's awesome! i hope we go in there later. well that was deep as fuck way to, way to out-deep my monologue i played a lotta game before i found this one and a lotta them were just-..
too narrative? i guess? and it just felt pointless of me being there. well, you can kind of play it yourself. i suppose if you're watching me, you want to see how i react to it not just me fucking sitting back and listening to dialogue i don't know it keeps reminding me of half-life 2 because i'm not taken away from the experience by loading the screens or like...
and it feels like, an open world. even though.... fascinating i really like... okay i'll stop. i'm sorry, let me hurry the fuck up i'm just fascinated looking at everything the atmosphere.. or tone changed should we go back to the previous field of vision? i wanna go to this house, i wanna see whats up looks like we're in the countryside of uk?
is that a fuckin' tenticle coming out? great it that kinda game, isnt it? awesome well i love a good tenticle.. what can i say just don't tell marzia we are going in everyone hello lets read our first note okay.. oh*creepy sound*
that note had some ohhhh theres a ghost in the hallway! wut i suppose we goin' in the gho- okay were entering like the thing, right ... oh woah! woah (x2) that door was not there before! mysterious... *laughs*
oh! what the hell was that? what is the swap thing? what?? ahhhh can we do that again? it says swap. its says swap when i click on it. whats that mean? *swoosh* [x5]
i can change the rooms! *swoosh* [x6] lets check the okay alright. fuck that i'm scared. alright fuck you house i don't like you you can have your tentacles... to yourself what the fuck just happened
what is happening now fine tell me witch uh.. poop diary oh? oh shii.. ya
definitely on that one. ya i do why wouldn't i? what the fuck? i would say injustice in that one, thank you very much bitch it comes from the mind! it's like minecr--- hey, i found your house that's a cute little house
there is a witch. i knew it! oh, god i hate witches... so much if there was... oh god if there was a game called the witch i would not play that game thank you very much hey what wrong with a good fiction
k thas a lot of crying thats 9 months of cryin bayba ohhhhhh rekt good story i like that story that was a good story she live in here? can you imagine going in?
there is just like a - farting old ? la woman being like ay wheresmychesesberger starting to understand this game a lot more you know uh as we go along
i uhhhhhmmmmmmm and how it plays it's.... very very different. the thing is-- i thought it was very story heavy so--
as soon as i started playing it i kinda just--expected the story to take place-- on itself, but really youu-- --you have to find everything by yourself.
i know the game warned me about it, but it still grrogrengr caught me of guard. i know i talked about it a million times we used to have a forest-- just like this-- just outside
my backyard aaand.. it is not-- not nice to have it in your backyard 'cause when it gets dark and you look out in that forest, it feels like--if the forest is lookin' back at you.
alright? i don't like it not one bit. now i'm lost. lemme just find where i'm going. ;_; ...alrighttt-- what... do we... have heree?
(a sudden sigh in relief) another house... ok. graveyard. nothing wrong-- just a bunch a' dead people. and me! hello.
thaaaat. is. a creepy-ass. statue. excuseme? can-i-look-at-u. just-to-make-sure damn u look-- that's jesus! :dd
hey man! no--it's... (poods tries to read) we're in germany. or. something. i think. ethan carter... is such a german name.
sooo... 'makes sense. alright, we're going in. this-- abandoned church. (nervous sigh) that's cool. glad we did that!
( sick beats) the game that-- doesn't hold your hand. heyyyyyy what's happening here, guys? oh we found something. finally. burnt matches.
oil can. okay? is that a clue or some shit? why. stop. are you sonofabi--(gasped) (coughs furiously)
hey buddy buddy: hi pootypie buddy: how u doin' buddy? buddy: i waited for u. buddy: finally you're... buddy: discovered-- buddy: the first-- buddy: secret. buddy: you dumb bich
buddy: jesus christ. buddy: the game told you... buddy: that it won't-- buddy: hold your haaand. buddy: and what did u do? buddy: u fucked it up. buddy: (angry voice) you took fucking 30 minutes-- buddy: to pull this buddy: shit off.
buddy: alright. buddy: i'll go with you. thank you crow-kun, you're my best friend! :d you're my new best friend! and i love u i don't know what i just did-- but--
i did it. (clicks tongue) and i am damn-diddly-proud of it. now we can't get down here, can we? we can and it's scary now, we can fix the crow aaand we can pull the thing aand let there be light!
ooowww! what's the smartest motherfucker on this planet that's me tha-that's me hey, how you doin' there buddy yeah you look good yeah, you look real good buddy: hey, poods how you doin'? you're dead
alright? don't talk another! *burp* ow, god, that's disgusting alright, i will take this alright, well i think we got what we wanted down here dead man
and i will be on my way now thank you, thank you very muuuch walk anywhere ooooooww! you f*cking piece o'shit, lamp! i looked everywhere for you i got the lamp i'm going back takin' my enemies with me
*poods language* so they will never forgive me oil lamp you b...cunt there ya' go alright we got the oil lamp we got the wheelbarrow we're good 2 go now let's see what's up with you boy
wadap with youboy yeeaas! we are in alright, let's see your story what happened soo curious about these little things feels great oh, you're gonna go there aren't youno
there you went thereok what do you got there's a focking ant here[x2] yeah that's right alright, cool that's cool i think we've gotta figure outthe chronological order i got saggy fockin' tits
alright, they walk first, right? and the they were like ..... shit! ok .... they still have the light here or right here yeah, they have the light all right, ok , all right all right ,this shouldn't be too ha... and she is like well ma fockin' stab you then
because i got saggy tits i'll just try it poor dale, man (fuck you dale) well that failed oh my god there's a lot of stabbing happening here and i don t know what i feel about that now we got it!
we nailed it we, bamboo, we bame babdo bo look that house has a smiley face on it look at it is so cuuuuute oh my god that's the best thing oh well that's great we did it high five , that's.........
a worthy high five ,right? yeah, no, that's totally it a little creepy this game man *stutters* a little a little little spooky spooksy eh. i didn't expect to be spooked out. heyyyy.. were you gonna go were you. right there... ok dad i could fucking hear you fucking idiot
where is it then i know where to go now were going to the mines of course the next area which i thought i would progress to right away. jesus christ. well well well mr. cave
looks like i win this round.. i shall just mind my head right there don't hit my head wow we made it inside, everyone ohhhh we are in we are in inside everyone it is nice and moist and tight and i like how it feels ohh
its soooooooo nice. i just want keep going. can i plz thank you. oh i see i see something on the other side what is that oh, we found another way another hole well... any hole i will
find here i will go through i will follow that light *sniff* *sniff* smells a bit weird in this one. i wonder where their electricity is coming from. thats quite impressive there an elevator in here i'm gonna go down thank you elevator thank you
hate stairs that would have been really a pain in the ass wouldn't it cyberbully ca- channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer (still relevant?) ok where were we. oh yes the light. i don't think we will go here. it dark. it scary dont like if i have learned anything from this game at this point is that if you don't look
in every fucking area you are bound to fuckin miss the whole game apparently. ahh i i see. of course how could i have been so how could i have been soo blind embarrassing [x2] wow this place is cool
yea really this really is a mine ohh pickaxe rack an empty slot vhere is dat pickaxe!!! juuuust abouuuut here i don't see anything where is it?
ahh it must be in the dark. we're not seeing very much too what do we have here up ohhhh its going... hey you were just chilling in the water a second ago- ohh i found him mystery solved everyone
game over. ah thats not ethan ahhh shit i thought that was ethan alright well we found the saggy titty girl. alright you know you could watch literally anything else but this right. just wanted to let you know. ok i'm happier here this is really going down a long fucking time jesus christ man
jeeesus dayum finally, we're- deh... well that's a lot of cozy candles i wonder who set this up marzia marzia she wants me- *strange noise* oh- that's a... that's definetly marzia
*squeak squeak squeak* oh god oh shit shit someone's fuckin coming! *squeaking continues* hey! no! no!
oh! that's a monstah! that's a monstah *fwoosh* ahh! wha-?! rawr not fuckin cool! (the face of someone who did not sign up for that jumpscare. aka all of us.) you think you're so funny, huh?
what tha fuck was that shit?? the seal- fuck your seal fuck you fuckin seal you scar...face son of a uh- that was too far *inhale* god damn it that must've scared you as well
that really fuckin took me, man you play this entire fuckin game and then nothing scary happens. i mean, a lot of scary shit happened. alright this a map there are jumpscares i repeat jumpscares we best be careful tread carefully
i probably should've followed that map but- uh- i yeah no no, we're fucked now hey bud how you doin? not too good? yeaya that was... freestyle oh- that's a gate of hell and pain
great <3 i- i feel like i might be going too f- uh heyuh, how you doin' buddy? not too good? okay great *ghost breath* well i don't know what's correct hey it's you well well well what do we have here?
wow well don't mind if i do does it still work? *click* oh wow *engine sputters to life* it's minin' time oh shit well, i guess we don't go that way then ohhhhhhhhhhhh
it's minin' time ooh that was cool... now what? cy-ber bully channels are cancer, cancer cancer ayy we're going this way *rattling* partaaay!!!!! aye aye aye
i've found somethung excuze meh excuze meh..let me get out let me just...... i like this...thing ,this thing is great ivve found the pickaxe!!...wahoo so proud of myself i wanna thank my bros and my..hoes
you know who you are thank you very much,thank all of you *ghost noise* there we go pickaxe and now i will touch you oh that was it that was it we just needed the fucking pickaxe what a fucking joy alright there we go
they all went upstairs. shit no! they did not okay let's find out what happened wat happened he's like: i have a fucking pickaxe. and a fuckin patterned shirt hey bitch you better stay in this elevator bitch eyy i got a fuckin ralph lauren... ah press the elevator and then i was like i got a f*cking pickaxe again
this looked like the first one isn't it? there we go, let's try this it's never a raccoon 'probably a raccoon' does no..not exist thank you very much that was fucking jumpscare monster all over again oh well i fucked it up there didn't i? that's a pretty brutal way to die fuckin hell did i skip one?
i think i'm.. accidentally did that ughm sorray i didn't.. well, we'll solve the outcome what about the sleeper eheh then you first maam sounds like a fuckin south park character well, good things happen.. in good minds (and mines) well we're gonna keep going in this f*cking cave then omaigawd
can i go here? it is a chemical reaction i don't like it tho i'm not going there yet my guess is that we just have to -- -- find all the bodies the bodies will help us solve the puzzle we've found two bodies found you
anotherrr one i think that makes four mmkay let's try this i'm not sure i got all of em okayy they are all standing on the symbols ohh kay hey guys, i did.. aww where did they just left?
what the fu-fuckin hell ah shiit the thing is falling down ohh [x3] cthulhu [x2] ohhh what's happening i didn't ask for this awww nawww fa.. f*ck the kid. i'm out- ah shit
there is.. no god there is.. only cthulhu i'm so sorray mr. octopus i was just about to go in the.. complete opposite direction ..of where you were going i'm so sorry please don't eat me
i want to read the story of mr. octopus gnaaaaaaaah?? gnaaaaaaah's gnaaaaaaaaaaah (okay that's enough now) that's exactly what happened, ethan bradberry that's a great story holy sh*t its mean i think we know [x2]
the last stop we have to go through the acid, right? bubbly water is just fizzy water is.. just.. fizzy water dooon't you worry eugh looks gross tho can someone explain to me what the chemical reaction is cuz-- i.. i don't know is this why my hair is blue?
i knew it it looks like a lil froggies are vomitting that's what i imagine back there.. bout what it looks like is this a normal occurrences in caves? ok you know what i don't wanna know anymore i will go well.. [x3] something crashed the gates for realsies
i guess we go out the same way we came in? crouching would make sense, thank you oh, cool ok, so we went down remember we were up there? thats cool we're back to the beauty of the game look at dat absolutely stunning whoa
that is weird to look at that is so strange to look at i imagine a titan just fucking coming up thats the elevator fucking piece of shit-evator, it should be called asshole donut like you ah shit ah fuck
well how do ya do poodiepie? watch out, i might... stab you next. mission dache house ah! found it and.. we are in the axe is on the floor next to the dead *chuckles* body great
that's great i assume we're gonna find it h..here.. somewhere? oh here it is let's get you first alright we just begin it with you, huh? mmkay, that was one piece next one should be the axe then i dont know what to do let's try him
maybe we're lucky open (x9) yess! fuck yeah! what happened to you lil buddy what happened, huh? you think you tough? you ain't tough for shit you dead
you.. gone you'd missed alright what are here that saggy fuckin tits' lover here? well thats meee how you doin yea that's right you like saggy titties that's his.. dad talking about his mum
that's her brother? sister's son? where are the other ones? i got a f*ckin scissor dudee~ but i got a fuckin axe but i got a scissor man came from the mine as well ohh is that? i did get it right, huh?
didn't want her to get hurt so i killed her don't run to the house if you want to die jesus great, just fantastic really? ohh didn't expect that what a meanie! that is.. that is so mean to say to your dad
i would never talk to my dad like that my dad is really cool although he's not put-a-scissor-in-your-throat kinda cool he's just kinda cool, alright alright let's see the final thing where do you want me? where do you want me babeh am i a ghost? no, we're following the one ahh for fuck's sake
gotta go outside now? fuck me, mate so much walking in this game my- my feets are tired oh! now we can go in the house of course maybe we'll find ethan bradberry well i just assume we are going in here, i don't actu.. ohh the doors are opened the doors are opened halorhhh??
hi poodiepie i waited for ya my god it is chair mr. chair: oh why don't you take a seat? take a seat? right there? poods: no chair, i can't mr. chair: i see youuu.. poods: pls chair leave me alone mr chair: come take a seat, that's what you..
poods: shadapp cool machinery hah ugrhh alright let's finish this bitch... excuse me very much i'm tapping x4 and i tapped out thank you very muchhh did we close the dam? damn
how did we get in if it was locked? mr. chair: why don't you take a s.. poods: no! god damn chair this reminds me of a game that i played a while ago elysium i think? or something it was called (captioner's note: it's called eleusis :d) it was very similar; it was creepy, it was really a.. it wasn't really a horror game but it still scared me aaand it was kind of puzzles.. 3d, it was very pretty
can we walk across now? wow, that is cool i hope i don't fall down this is so pretty i wanna live in this world why can't everything be this pretty? vaiiiiiiiiii?? so angryyyy the textures and everything is so great kind of pretty well but, those grasses mannn
c'mon, that's not how rocks work wooo is there gonna be a f-f-at plot twist in the end? where ethan's a sleeper and i am the sleeper? at the same time? oh, marzia is calling me very pretty new area gorgeous was gonna stop
giving the game praise but giving the game praise but, it is incredibly detailed it is just fantastic how they created this.. thhis place whoa, that's the house that burned? wat happened? must have been a nice house they really liked lions back in the day, huh
can't let you do that stuff, huh ok well or... yeah oh! open ze gate oh there it is, *laughs* mama mama im here shit, i'm too late what did i do wrong?
ohhh well you want a .. kiss, don't you? oh, ok how you doin there? triple dot x3 what? i don't even have to.... whaat? okay it's the grandpa, i guess he was last
gasoline hey boy i've got a fuckin gas ok grandpa let's just move the table first we could burn the table alright let's just fuckin open the thing i should be a story teller oh shit that ain't no ordinary house that's fucked up
why?? well i guess i will suffer oh no what a dick move grandpa ha! that wasn't much of a warning dude! now that is.. a chill way of dying (chill... juxtaposed with fire... we get it pewds) *awkward laugh* okay then
well good talk where are you going? in there? you gonna open for me? thank you. now what happened in the sleeper's room? ethan bradberry oh! mind blown -- i -- whoa stories? am i part of the stories as well? oh okay. it will check off if we found all the parts of the story
yeah we did.. i think we got 'em all so we can tra.. let's just travel then that's nice like this but.. i think i had them all wait, did i forget one? how about that one yeah i guess that starts our stories i was part of the story
cuz we were just like .. he wrote us as a fan letter just a famous whoa!! sleeper was us all along that's.. that's some real sh*t man wow, that was a .. unexpected ending
but i- obviously not very .. joyful but it was a good ending i really liked it that was good what do you think? that was the vanishing of ethan carter haha, they call themselves that uhm
yeah, i really liked it for -- -- why i found it, which was -- -- how amazing it looks like just like.. the detail of the world and- for it to be an indie game is really impressive ya, it was a good game i don't.. i don't it wasn't.. it didn't like blow my mind but i played in a day
so.. for what it was i think it was really good and uhmmm.. i hope you enjoyed this as well i'm glad i was able to do a more uhmm.. gameplay episode for at least a day cuz it has been a while uhmm i do wanna do these every once in a while it's just i'm always waiting for games to come out and that's kinda like..
.. the main thing if i'm not playing enough games but yeah, this is fun i enjoyed this, i hope you did as well thank you so much for watching i really appreciate that i think that's really cool i hope you enjoyed it sharing this gaming experience with me i think its a cool thing to share
hopefully it wasn't too painful for me being a little bad at the game but.. i think it should be alright and yeah, i'll.. i'll.. i guess i'll end it here thank you again for watching and i'll see you in whatever next video stay awesome bros <3
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