Friday, 19 May 2017

Canine Skin Cancer

[dramatic instrumental music] ♪ ♪ - sir, over here. look here. exotic meat.very rare. - rare?- yeah. - you trying to be funny?- why did you do that? - you're an idiot.get lost. [groans]

ah. - hey, look at this. real thai crocodile. just the thing for zhou. - this?it's dead. - i spent 300 yuan on this. - then you're a real dumbass. i don't eat dead stuff. whoa! whoa!

what the-- ah-ha-ha!catch it! [crocodile snarling] someone catch it! now we talk price, okay? - the croc is mine. - hey!- oh, who failed again? - hey, give it back! amao.amao.

amao, are you hungry? amao? amao, come out.it's ham. [crocodile growls] oh, no, my report! [crocodile grumbling] amao, come on.you like it. amao, here you go. catch.

amao-- - amao, back. back.get away. back. no coming in here. these beasts are starving. they'll eat anything,you hear me? back! - hi.you're mr. lu?

i'm the one you spoke toon the phone. go get ready. well, we better get started. go on. - whoa!there are so many crocodiles! hurry up, superman. go on.go on. - give me a hand. okay, okay, quick.

ugh. - [grunts]got it. come on. - grandpa, why are theytaking your crocodiles? - because they can feed themwith meat better than we can. they have to be sold. [crocodile grunts] - amao's staying, right?

amao! amao, run! they're coming for you! run! - [shouts] - amao, run! run, run! - zhong. here's the anesthetic.

now, little crocodile,you'll soon be dead meat. - hey, excuse me. the big one--would you handle it? yes? - stay there. [rhythmic tapping] amao. - amao, stay inside. stay in your cave, amao.

[crocodile roaring] - that's enough! - amao... - enough, i said! - come on, hurry up. - amao? let's do something fun. - hey, don't worry. your buddies,they'll be well taken care of.

i will feed them. here, count it. bye now. - grandpa. they are from guangdong. they'll kill amaoand eat her. - of course,it will served shortly. moron. - we're still waitingfor our crocodile.

- of course! it takes timeto cook the perfect crocodile. - is there any crocodile left? - hello.have some tea. yes, it will be ready soon! where the hell are youwith those crocodiles? [upbeat pop music] - ah, we have plenty of timefor that. 100,000.

- hey, yan,have we really got that much? - i didn't work eight yearsin italy for fun. - eight years at homewasn't easy either. hey, why did youinsist on cash? isn't it easierto put it on a card? - a card?- yeah. - then i have to pay 1.5%. that's 1,500 euros. and i wouldn't be ableto hold it.

my euros are stayingright where they are. - hey, you there! can't you go any faster?hurry up! hundreds of peopleare waiting to eat! hurry up!chop-chop! i finallyhave lu's crocodiles. i'm glad he bought our story. - i got every one he had. eight small onesand one big one.

- i don't get it. he treated those crocslike they were his own sons, and he wouldn't sell themto me, but now they're mine. - yes, yes. - hey, where is the big one? - oh, yes, over here. - ooh. whoo.

now, that's a crocodile. - bring it down.down. - at last you're mine, old girl,after 20 long years. - what will you do with it?it's so large. - ah, well, i'm going to makea stack of money. you know,i've got 300 tourists coming. yes, this should feed them all. - have you got any water? - mm, the glove box.

[vibrant music] - these aren't yours.whose are they? stop the car! - i can explain. - explain? you can explain these, huh? go away! - hmm, okay. see you.

- zao xiao? zao xiao! - [grunting] - chao xi, next one. [heavy metal music] - xu xiao. xu xiao? - "wong way." - what was that?

- "wong way" wang. - don't you dare repeat that. where's your report? huh? what did you fail this time? where's the report card? tell me. - amao ate it. - that's a new one.

and what's an amao? - amao is grandfather'sbig crocodile. - telling more lies? i'll teach you. - amao did eat it. - stop talking rubbish. - amao really ate it. - who told youyou could go there anyway? - wang beiji,stop bullying me

and go to italyand bring mom back. - now, you listen.you're dead. - "wong way" wang,always missing. - you watch your mouth. - zao xiao, go to hell! - [laughs] hey, there, old girl. you there, come here. how about we dothe big one first?

- okay, sure. - agh! [amao growling] [men yelling] - brother! brother! - ahh! - it's no good.stop. there's nothing you can do.

- [crying] - the crocodileskilled that guy. - boss, the big croc--croc--croc escaped. - boss, call the cops. ah! - bringing the cops into thiswould be a disaster. oh, i didn't mean it.- no, i lost my head. - we can't let anyone know. we're gonna cover it up.

pretend like nothing happened. just stop crying, okay? i will take careof everything. - no, dad, please,not that again. - stand still. - oh, wang beiji,it's summer break. why can't i swimwith everyone else? you won't let meplay video games. - i have to go to work.

- what about me? what do i do? no, not counting corn again. - come on. - i won't do it. not this time.no way. - sit down. 5,000 minus these. i'll check your results.

- wang beiji. open the door. let me out, you jerk. - i've got money.i'm not alone. i've got money.i'm not alone. [snarling] [sobbing] i've got money. i'm not alone.

[stomping] [whimpering] [amao roars] ahh! go away.go away. go away. leave me alone,crazy crocodile. away.away. ah!go away!

go away. go away. ahh, go away.keep away. my bag. where is it? my euros. crocodile?crocodile? crocodile? crocodile! croc!

euros! - hi. hello? you know,your job is so risky. - how is it risky? - you're, uh, in the sun, and, uh, the sun can cause youto get skin cancer. or just like that, you could bestruck by lightning. but for you, for $200,

i can guarantee no worriesfor the whole of this year. and there's wild animals. yes, a crocodile could jump out,yes. - crocodile! [panting] crocodile. in the tea garden. - is it near here? - uh-huh, up there,near that utility pole.

- oh. - see?it ate my bag. we have to catch itbefore it's too late. - there, like i said,your job is risky. - oh!all my money! police.where's the police station? - down the hill. - okay, oh... crocodile.crocodile.

- now, just fill outthis form. - you're working with her. - i'm not this time,i swear. - 200. and... [children yelling] why are you interrupting me? - counting corn again, huh? - come on, jump, jump.- go swimming.

- of course i'm going to come. - come on, xu xiao,jump, jump, jump. come on, let's go.- oh, yeah! - [giggling] - let's go.- let's go. a big, hungry crocodilein a tea field ate my little bagfull of euros. it's this big, the bag.the crocodile was huge. but my little baghad 100,000 euros,

and the crocodileswallowed them. you see, all my moneyis inside the crocodile. - weren't you listening? a crocodile ate my euros. 100,000 euros. - have a seat. you were in a field,and a crocodile came along. - that's right.a gigantic, enormous crocodile. - and how longwould you say it was, then?

- it was, like,from there to here. and then big, you know? it was really wide,like, huge! and it swallowed my money--100,000 euros. that's a millionin our currency. - it was that long, then?really? - i know exactly how big it was. is this what a cop does? get upand go after the crocodile!

- have a seat first,and we'll fill out the report. - no, because by then,it'll be too late. surely you have a gun. grab it,and let's go get my money. - relax and sit right there. you say a huge crocodilein the tea field attacked you and swallowed your handbag, and inside the bagwas 100,000 euros. - yes, that's right.

can we goand get the crocodile and do all this later? - id?- inside the crocodile. - in that case,your phone number? - my phone'sinside the crocodile! everything i've workedso hard for is inside that crocodile! and seeing asyou're such a scaredy-cat, i'll go and deal with iton my own!

[children yelling and laughing] - don't.you'll wash the writing off. - hey, stop, stop, stop. here.over here. this is where it was. now, i herewhen the crocodile appeared, and this is the polei had to climb up, and it was over there. hey.- i spent my whole day on you.

- you two.- how about you just get $100-- - these two.these two were there. ask. - did you see a big crocodile? - oh, the crocodile.oh, yeah. a huge one.it was this big and that long. - right.- ahh. - yeah, it was this bigand that long. - just like i said,crocodiles in the field.

- did you see it? - well, no.no. but she said that she saw one. - that's right.- aha. - a really big one. - what do you do? - my business is insurance,and yourself? - police. - your job is really dangerous.

you should be coveredfor all sorts of unforeseen injuries, like being shot at, blown up,or stabbed with a knife. - knock it off. - it was here. it crushed the tea bushin its way. it was here. - that's one's gonetotally out of her head. - aha!

one of my euros. over here. look, see?here, here. look, i told you, didn't i? now you believe me. i told you so. it ate my euros. - young lady,this is just paper, useful only if you're dead.

- no more fooling around. i'm busy. - hey, officer. - as i was saying-- - hey, i found thisin the tea garden. look at it. this isn't fake, is it? - you found this? i know.don't tell me.

you found itinside the crocodile. women--you're all nuts.- hey! - sir, please believe me. i'm not crazy. there was a crocodile, and it swallowed my bag,i swear. it swallowed eight yearsof my hard-earned euros. hey, what about farms nearby? any have crocodiles?

- no way!mr. lu, you're back. - hello, yes. - no more crocs, huh? but you still have that pole. - pa! - i promise,for as long as i am alive, never againwill i mention crocodiles in front of you. - well, that's a surprise.

you seem to prefer reptilesto your family. why are you back? - anybody here?have you lost any crocodiles? - hey, you can't do that. [cell phone ringing] - i never did understand whyif dinosaurs are extinct... - hello, what is it? - those creaturesare still here. - crocodiles?

- [winces] - i sold them. to a man from guangdong,and he picked them up. they were restrainedas well as sedated. it's not possible. yeah, yeah, yeah. i'll text you. - pa.- what? - let's go home.- okay.

- ma. - i'm calling to check.you still have the crocodiles? - of course.why do you ask? - well, where are you? - we're about to arrivein fujian. - don't fret.it'll be fine. - so that's it? you're giving up like that? whoa, hey.

hey.what? do you think i spent eight yearsruining my hands in italy making leather bagsall for nothing? you have to help mecatch that crocodile. - why don't you just leave? - where do i go? my man and my money are gone. where do i go? hey!

even an italian guywouldn't just leave. pig head! - cops are coming. we'll take the crocs outand hide them somewhere so there's no evidence. uh... here. your brother's things. go bury themand start smiling.

come on!move it! - yeah! [laughter] - look.look. dinosaur! look. look, dinosaur. dinosaur!dinosaur! - go away!- crazy loser.

- ah!- get out of here, wacko. crazy. - go on.get out of here. - hey. what's your phone number? huh?what is it? - now you're tryingto pick up girls on duty. - what's the number? - who cares?it's inside the crocodile.

give me that. [phone beeping] [ringtone echoing] it's working. it's ringing.it's ringing. [line ringing] hey, we can followthe sound of the ringing and find it that way. - ah!

- so your phone's ringinginside the croc? young lady,may i suggest a shrink to help youwith your crocodile? - the number you have calledis not answering. please try again-- [phone beeps] - headed to hangzhou, wang?- no, for her. take her to hangzhou station. - no problem.

- if you don't go now, you will have to waittill tomorrow. here's a little money. you can call your family. - i'm not leavingwithout my euros! - your precious eurosaren't here. maybe they're in italy.now get on the bus. - what?i'm not going anywhere. no!- [sighs]

- i'm not leaving!- come on, now. there's nothing moreyou can do here, come on. - i'm going to catchthat bloody crocodile. i want my euros back. i'm not leaving.- "wong way"! "wong way" wang! help me, i've lost my sheep.- ugh. - i tie it up at the damevery day, but today it's not there.

- yes, i'll look into it. - you see? i told you there was a croc, and now it's eating his sheepand my euros. next it'll be eating people, and i'll neverget my euros back. - hey, stop shouting!- put me down! - crazy woman, quiet! do not move

or i'll charge youwith assaulting an officer. don't let her off the bus. - "wong way,"help me find my lamb. - where?- at the dam. - she jumped out the window! - crocodile. euros.huh? euros insidethe huge crocodile! all right?

- here we are.look. see?a thief has cut the rope. it's strange. we haven't had a thieffor years. - looks more likeit's been snapped or torn apart. - how could a little lamb break a ropeas strong as that one? - i'll tell you how-- because it was in the mouthof a great big crocodile!

- hangzhou doesn't haveany crocodiles. - oh, yes, it does,and they go around eating money. - are there any other peoplearound? - there were, yes. your sonand some other kids were swimming in the damover there. look, here's their clothes. - show yourself, crocodile! - i saw them allswimming around in there,

but they've gone now. - come out. blood! - hey, is that a-- - ah, a body! - officer? officer! - are you there? hey, you--what's his name?

- it's officer wang. - officer wang! - that's my missing lamb. - the crocodile! it'll be in the dam! - your son--where is he? - xu xiao? xu xiao,where have you been? you scared me to death.

- pa, the crazy guytook my clothes. really,i'm not lying this time. - i know.oh, my little guy. - papa, i wasn't ableto finish my counting. - it doesn't matter. i wasn't able to either. let's go in.come on. - ah, dad,that girl saw my privates. - go in the houseand do not leave.

i have to go back to work.understand? - i'll go with you. - you can't come with me.go in the house. - i want to catchthat crocodile. - it's too dangerous. i'm going back to report thisat the station. i'll let you knowif i get any information. - what? - i promise.

you can trust me. - papa,is amao the escaped crocodile? - xu xiao,keep an eye on her. don't let her leave. - don't worry, i'm better with girlsthan you are. - hey, you keep your word. [police siren wails] - hey, i need a gun.

- why do you need a gun? - a huge crocodile has escaped, so i'm going after it. - i'm afraidonly authorized officers are allowed a gun. how about this,a big wooden baseball bat? - i want a gun. - chief's permission? - you know he's away.

- no gun then. - [scoffs] then i'm taking your bike. - you need permissionfor that! [police siren wailing] - here's some clothes. - you said this crocodilewas called amao? - yup, she's my friend. - then your friendate my 100,000 euro.

- your story's as badas my dad's shooting. - you don't believe me? - okay, then,but i bet amao prefers my ham. now, i'm cooking pastafor dinner. [ringtone echoing distantly] please try again later.- amao, where are you? [sticks snapping] - right, well done. [siren wailing]

- the cop. [gasps]we're dead. - that's not a cop.it's "wong way" wang. he is a piece of shit. - mr. zhao.- yes, sir? - have any crocs escaped? - no, sir, my crocodilesare under lock and key day and night. - you just boughtlu's crocodiles, right?

- lu?the bald guy? i wish. he won't sell his crocs to me, and i can't force him, can i,officer? [chuckles] - this would holda 5-meter croc, right? - 3 meters. [crocodile groaning] - what about this?- 1 1/2 only.

- very precise. - yes, sir.i've been doing this for years. [nervous laughter] - this is a huge cage. it could holda 10-meter crocodile. - 8 meters, head to tail. - such a big crocmust have tough meat. - must be from all that running. - no, actually,it was delicious.

we ate the whole thing already. ack. ah!- you're lying. it broke though here,and you didn't report it. do you know what you've done? why didn't you warn anyone? huh?why? - [whimpering] - you're a fuckup.

- ta-da.authentic pasta. - it is pasta. - yup. - you made it properly. - it's how they do it in italy,where my mom is. - your mom's in italy? - that's right. - i just got back from italy. which city is she in?

- she's very dangerous now.even to me. she's possessed. where was she seen? - she escapedfrom zhao's restaurant, was seen in a tea field and later at the damin hangzhou village. - okay. each of these placesis on the path to the crocodile park.

it's breeding season. she's going back to lay eggs. - my house is on that path. - is anyone there? [growling] - if you like pasta so much, one day i'll take youto a real italian restaurant. - no, thanks. [door creaks open]

[phone rings] what's that? who's yan? - oh, it's for me. hello?ma. - the number you have dialed--- damn. - why didn't you answermy call? - zhao, get your assto the police station. i'm not done with you yet.

- i can't go home, mom. i just can't. all my money's gone. i'm too ashamed to go home. i can't live without money. i'd rather die. [crying] mom, listen, it's down to meor that crocodile. i won't give in.

bring it on, crocodile. [stairs creaking] [smashing] - my dad's back. - mom, i have to go now. the officer's back.he may have news for me. okay, bye. [telephone ringing] - thank god.xu xiao!

- papa! - the crocodileis on the move, and it's headedtowards the house. don't either of yougo outside. where's xu xiao? - hello? hey, anyone there? - [shrieks] ah!run!

quick, quick, run! [screaming] stay back. [amao snarls] amao, go away! - amao!- ahh! move. get in here. here, quick.

- it's quiet. - should we run? come here. hurry, xu xiao. - amao...- [shrieking] come on, quick! up, quickly.climb up. [shouts] ah, help me, xu xiao.

pull me up. [straining] - climb up!fast! - papa, please help! - xu xiao!ah, oh! help.pull me up. [engine revving] - papa!- officer! where is it?where?

[crashing] [police sirens wailing] - this isan emergency announcement. this isan emergency announcement. a dangerous 8-meter crocodileis loose in the area. return to your homesand stay indoors. - how do you knowthat the croc is pissed off? - if it's not, then why did it tear throughsuch a thick rope?

besides,i've been in this business for over ten years. - did it attack anyone else? - uh, of course not.no. - wang,why are you still here? they need waterin the meeting. - sure, right after this. - no, now.the chief's waiting. - [chuckles]

well, sir,you're such a busy man. go look after the chief. - we're not done yet.stay there. - don't worry. i'll stay right here,just as you said. the governmentcan feed me tonight, yeah, you know crocodiles? - well, uh, only a little. - what about their stomachs?

- a bit tough. not so tasty but not bad. - what i meant was,how's their digestion? - well, they poop like sand. although if you meanthow effective it is, out of all the animalson the planet, they have one of the bestdigestive systems. - what if they ate paper? how many days would it take?

- not days.that would be shit in two hours. - whoo-hoo!my school report's long gone! - and money? - that depends. if it were rmb... well, very easy. now, dollars or euros--much harder. - why is that?- they're more valuable. - ha, what a smart kidyou are.

you know about euros,do you? - the croc ateher 100,000 euros-- - hey, time for bed. - the missing crocodileis 8 meters long and weighs-- - you're late again.hurry. - it is extremely dangerous. we've asked the armed forcesfor backup. we'll be using chainsto keep the villagers back. villagers have been informedwith the use of loudspeakers.

we'll be organizing a team to searchthe mountains tomorrow and to preventany attacks tonight. all the police officerswill be on duty and equipped with firearms. oh. - listen up. 100,000 eurosis 1 million rmb, and it's in the croc's tummy.

so if we catch the croc,all that money is ours. - except,that crocodile's scary. - ahh... - i agree.its mouth is just so huge. - ack.- yeah, they're right. what if we mess it upand get eaten by the croc? - idiot moron! if that happens, you getto sleep with the money forever, and that's great.

the bigger it is,the more stupid it is. just like him. all those eurosare worth the trouble. and if we don't catch it soon, that moneyis all going to turn to shit. - i'll help you. i want to help, and i can avenge my brother. - ah, revenge is a great idea.

revenge and a stack of euros. get your weapons. - "wong way" getting a gun? - yes. - sorry, all out. there's two of them over there. if you had a gun,what use would it be? you've never hita single target. - ah, all right.

can we just skip this parttoday? i've been practicing every daywith video games. i can shoot now. - zhang, give him a gun. for safety. - remember, stay backwhen shooting a crocodile. it's not like a game. crocs bite. - i know.

- it's blocked. i'm sorry.you'll have to go around. - pshew! [grunting] hey, where's zhou? - he's gone. - he knew damn wellwe weren't done yet. the chief saidthat tomorrow morning, the team will searchthe mountains for the crocodile.

[gulps] eight yearsi've worked for that money. a bill each month. one by one. i worked so hard. i was counting on thatfor the rest of my life. why is it so unfair? the crocodileshould have eaten me as well. all my life savings.

- now, stop that. anyone lookingwould get the wrong idea. - sorry. i'm through,so i'll go now. nice try. - so what? you're not going to do anything. i'll shoot the crocodile so my moneydoesn't turn to shit.

- calm down. - i will getthat bloody crocodile. - you know how bigthat crocodile is, and you know what it can do, so just give this back. guns are dangerous. - [groans] money gone.boyfriend gone. everything's gone.

all my work for eight years. - hurry up.hurry up. - boss. - the light, shine it over here.- yes, boss. look.there's a boat right there. - get in. are you insane? it's got paddles. use them to row the boat.[grunts]

- give it to me, boss. i will.- be careful. - when xu xiaowas three months old, his mom went to italy. so i took him to work with meat the station. they all called meofficer nanny. that nickname wasn't so bad. you know what they call me now? "wong way."

"wong way" wang. anyway, at leasti've got a son. actually, i'm more messed upthan you are. - no, i'm the most messed up. if you help me find my money, i'll go to italyand find your wife. - that's impossible,i'm afraid. but i promise,i will get your money back. your money's safe.

xu xiao saidcrocs have slow digestion. - really? - i'll take you to a hotel. - i'll just sleep here. - go to sleep. - pa. where are you going? - the big croc escaped. i must go back to hangzhou.

- no. he'll be eatensooner or later. go inside. - hey, moron, we're here. you know, at night,a croc's eyes look liketwo little bright lights. - look, two little lights. - w-where?- there. you got it!

- [shouting] - oh, money, money!hey, croc! - is this a joke? stealing this cheap car? - i don't want your car,idiot. - ah, wait for me, boss. - officer. - lu. i heard you were in beijing.

- yes, i took a flight herelast night. have you found amao? - officer, i want to reportan attempted robbery. last night, we were upon the hill just having fun, and then-- - you left out we're married. - all of a sudden--bang!a shot! then a whole gang of guysjumped out. - one dressed like superman.

what kind of loony does that? - can you remember his face? - he wore a stupid chef hat. - of course.zhou. - boss? - yeah? - what the hell of a placeis this? - ah, you idiot,the kind of place crocs like. - crocs with money.

- wait up, guys. - don't panicwhen you see the croc. you and zhanggo to the back of the hill. - yes, sir. - and, uh,take care with that gun. - what am i doing, sir? - stay here.- oh. - wait. i'll come with you.

all the police here are helpingto get your money back. look after xu xiao. lu, you go in the car.- okay. xu xiao. wake up, xu xiao. xu xiao,they found amao the crocodile. - huh?really? - uh-huh.

- yan, where is amao? - on the other sideof the mountain. you have to take us there.hurry. - don't hurt amao. - do you see their guns? they're going to kill amao. is that what you want? - which way?- that way. - hurry.

- hey, how do you planto get the money when you've caught amao? - by crawling inside her bellyand pulling it out. - crocodiles have great burstsof strength and speed but poor stamina. because she's breeding,she's extra dangerous. - [echoing]amao! - one more thing. if you find yourselftoo close,

stand right in front of her. - in front? that sounds crazy. - she can't attack thingsright in front. - where are you guys? [wailing] oof! - boss,zhou qi is not behind us. hey, you don't think maybehe was eaten by the croc?

- idiot moron, find him. - xu xiao,i'm standing on amao. - boss, oh--[stammering] - whimpering idiot. ahh, there's nothing here. - [screaming] - what the hell? oh, god, the croc! [all shouting]

- it's just a hay cutter. - [panting] well, thank goodness. scared me to death. [men screaming and shouting] - you again?still after that croc? then you value your moneymore than your life. - okay, come on, quick. - she was here not long ago.

- hey, boss, look,there's footprints. - the damn croc's in the lake. - hey, this is whereit went in. - you got to find a wayto lure it out of the lake. - you see that up there?- eh? - we'll need a piece of rope, something that's aliveand wriggling, then the creaturewill come out of the lake. where is somethingthat's going to wriggle?

- there. - run, xu xiao. [struggling] don't. leave him alone.he's just a child. - we'll get the crocbefore it gets the kid. crocs are slow.- yan, help! - we'll let you downas soon as the croc comes out. - you bastard.

let me goand use me in his place, you big moron! - ah, she's right.tie her up. - you're a bad man. the police are on their way,and you're all going to jail. - "wong way" wang's a loser. he's probably loston the other side of the hill. [laughs] you just wait thereto be eaten.

- ugh. - wang beiji! papa, help us! - my son. - hey.- ah, what the hell? - sorry.i--well-- it's just, well,do you think the croc will fall into the trap? - go to the waterand make some noise,

like lu did, to lure it out. - who?me? really? - oh, yes, really. - if you say so.- yes. - and, hey, two long tapsand two short ones. - right, right, right. two long and two short. - boss.- ah!

- i've had an idea. i'll climb up. when the croc comes out, i'll throw the net. it can't escape. - okay, perfect. you're not a moron.you're a genius. there you go. up, up.

- two long. two short. aww, this isn't right. boss, i forget its name. is it amao? - amao's right.keep calling. - come out, amao. ah!amao, i was joking. ah, amao.

[yelping] [dramatic rock music] - amao. - kill it, boss. kill it! - hey, throw the net! now! - amao, go away! - amao, don't eat us.

- ahh!- amao, no! - [screams] - no, amao, no! - help! [amao grumbling] look out, amao!run! - no, amao! - ah!- run, amao! don't hurt her!

run, amao! [gunshot] - ah, ah! - boss!- [screaming] gah! - [chuckles]i'm okay. - look out! [gunfire] are you okay?

- i'm fine, papa. - where is she? - hey, make sure he stays safe.- yes, sir. - lu, where's the croc? - on the other side. - in the car, come on.- okay. - no, this croc is dangerous. - yeah, so catch her. - pa, don't kill amao!

[gunshots] - stop it. are you crazy? - well, that's not good. - she's going to the west lake. - all boats, return to dock. out of the water. all are boat are to returnto shore immediately. - pull over.

- all boats,return to shore. - please, captain,turn the boat around. - quick, come on.hurry. - all boats to the shoreimmediately. - this area's restricted. please move behind the tapefor your own safety. - sir. - you!where have you been? you're late again.

- where's my son, sir? - he's in the car. right, follow me. you stay there. let's go. - pa,are you going to kill amao? - she's hurting people. - she only hurts the bad guys. - listen, son,amao's not choosy.

- so why didn't amao bite us? she doesn't want to hurtanyone. papa, please. - can you tell us howthe crocodile ate your money? [all speaking at once] - can you tell uswhat happened? - really?a crocodile ate your money? - director. - i have an idea on howwe can catch the crocodile.

- who's this? - wang, one of my officers,director. - what's your idea? - gps. - gps? - my phone is in its stomach. - sir,the phone is still working. - we've located the signal. it's at mid-lake pavilion.

- target, then zoom in. inform officer wang. tell him we need the crocodilelured closer to the shore. [rhythmic banging] - yan, they're notgoing to find amao. - amao's way too clever. - what happened?where is it? - we've lost the signal. perhaps the battery died.

- where didall the other boats go? - oh,that's a big piece of wood. - hey, did you find her? when will i get it? even if we find her,my money's gone. - don't worry.she can't digest your money. i know it. [banging] [both shrieking]

- sir, the crocodile! - oh, hey,you better stay here. lu, come on. - help us!- help! - help!- help us, help! help, help! - help us! help me out!- help me! - amao, go on!

- help.- ahh, ah. - get back, amao! back, amao! stay back! - zoologists have stated that the bite pressureof a crocodile this size is equal to 5,000 kilos. the incident todayat the west lake has attracted the attentionof many authorities,

and from what this reporterobserved, hundreds of policewhere there to keep order. and another sourceindicates that the crocodile escaped from a restaurantin chaozhou, and it has in fact killedthe owner of the restaurant. the west lake has beencordoned off for six hours. journalists are on-siteat the yongjin bridge. it is an unusual sightto see this famous bridge empty. oh, this just in...

- lu, anything elsewe can try? - she'll come to shoreto lay her eggs. tell me,how good a shot are you? - good enough. - i know how to lure herto shore. if all goes well,i'll tie her up, and if it doesn't,i will be relying on your shot. amao and i are still connected. she's afraidand therefore lethal.

she did this in '97. we were performing. once,she swallowed half my body, but if she had intendedto eat me, i would not be sitting here. she and i will be fine. find a placeto where i can lure her. we'll end this. let's go.- after you.

it's dangerous. please stay. i don't care aboutthe money now. i keep my word. - pa, don't kill amao. - and please take care. - apparently--- pardon me. - little boy, come back!- are you crazy? - there is a big crocodile!- it's dangerous in there!

- don't you know? - understand how dangerousthey are? - why is he going-- it's okay. follow me, amao. let's go home, amao. - there's the crocodile! behind you!- i can see it. can you see it?- over there, over there!

- can't they see it?- behind the boat! - yan! yan, amao's coming!- where? she doesn't like strangers. she's hidden. i'll have to get in. - no, that's suicide. - don't worry.she won't hurt me. go ashore.

wait for me to lure her. if she won't dowhat i want her to do, shoot in her upper jaw. that's her brain. i'm counting on you, okay? it'll be fine. amao, come home with me. good girl, amao. - papa.

- dad, no--- shh. [amao snarling] - back off! down, amao! down. [amao sighing] amao, good girl. relax. it's okay, amao.

i'll take you home. i'll never leave. it'll be you and i. don't be afraid. brother,i will avenge you! ahh!ahh! i will avenge you, brother! [shouting] ugh!

[amao roaring] - amao! shoot now. come on!shoot her! am i in your way? wang... take aim now. shoot! [crunching]

[amao grunting] [amao groans] [forlorn music] [dog barking] - ha! another one, see? - here come the noodles. hangzhou pasta. - i did another one.

- oh, yeah. for a gaming console, yeah? - ha. - hey, put the game away. dinnertime. [electronic gunfire] - "wong way" wang,you're not "wong" any longer. - shush, you. have some noodles.

[hatchling squeaking] [vibrant electric guitar music] [man singing in native language]

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